Haha!

Would you rather:
1. be able to speak four languages fluently OR be an expert plumber, electrician, and contractor? I would like to be an expert lumber, electrician, contractor AND inventor of the first orgasmeter
   
2. never know your real parents OR find out one of your parents is an escaped convict? To have one of my parents an escaped convict sounds like some soap opera on tv.
   
3. get stopped by every red light when driving OR always have to pick out a wedgie? Um. that's a tough one. Red light, of course.
   
4. have hair grow on your tongue OR warts on your nose? Jesus H. Christ...! Hair, I guess. It would be interesting when I use the tongue on someone.