i would have titled this but it's 1:46 a.m. so what the hell

I don't know about you people, but this one really cracks me up--in a stitches-on-the-side-at-the-same-time-teary-eyed way.

I've never read a blog with "boob" and "poop" and "dilation" mentioned so many times in it. I want those too!!!