Auto-pilot

The brain is in auto-pilot. I think I'm going semicomatose. I could use a shot of gin right now. Instead, all I have in the fridge is Lite Coke! Who the hell drinks Lite Coke at 1 in the morning? Grr. More importantly, who drank my regular Coke and changed it with Lite Coke??? Jesus F. Christ, people don't have no respect anymore.